Tuesday, August 4, 2009

These cards mean business

Time to order business cards? You might want to hold of placing that order with Vista Print. While those freebies might be tempting, they don't offer the panache and excitement of MeatCards. Rather than printing on yawn-inducing paper, these lovelies print on...well, let's let the fine people at MeatCards explain the phenomenon to you:

"We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex."

We at BDJ Labs will be placing our orders shortly, as soon as we stop salivating from the pics.

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