Above is a video by the punk band Whole Wheat Bread. We at BDJ like them, but we didn't wrap THEM in bacon--intead, we took a slice of wheat bread from a plastic loaf bag and baked that after wrapping in a couple strips.
While we didn't particularly care for this store-brand wheat bread (it tasted too yeasty--that's a fun word. Yeasty, yeasty, yeasty) before bacon-bakin' it, afterward it was heavenly--like garlic bread, only with bacon. In fact, we think it would be pretty danged awesome if you took a piece of garlic bread and topped it with a strip or two of bacon before popping it in the oven.
The conclusion: Bacon + wheat bread = plain ol' awesome
Next up: Bacon + tofu