While the staff of BDJ Labs has managed to consume bacon (most recently, via a late dinner at the excellent Golden Apple restaurant--bacon-jack omelets RULE) despite the heat, we still haven't come up with an acceptable way to cook our bacon in our facility without overheating the office (sorry, microwave--you just don't cut it). We feel terribly about this, and we hope the following bacon-porn pics at least partially satisfy you, our dear readers. You can try these at home, if you like--just don't overheat yourselves (although if you do, you can cool back down with a bacon mary--mmm).
Bacon straws--make these by twisting a strip of bacon, or two strips on top of each other, then baking in your good ol' oven.
The baconkini--closer to actual PORNporn than we meant, but doesn't that look tasty?
Many candy shops offer chocolate-covered bacon, but you can duplicate the recipe at home for cheap--just melt your favorite chocolate, dip the bacon, cool, and eat.